Okay. So, recently, the cast of the Twilight films made their annual, unwarrented appearance at Comic Con. And granted, the event has had some other non-comic related goodies that were kind of awesome (Alice in Wonderland, anyone?). But this time, we feature sneak preview clips from the movie, 'New Moon', and I'd like you to watch the first one. Continue reading after you watch it.

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Got it? Good.

So. Pretentious Bella learns to ride a motorcycle. And Jacob Black, who is probably the most sensible and likable male character in the franchise thus far (don't worry, that won't last long), is trying to give her lessons, but all the bitch hears is EDWARDEDWARDEDWARD. Then she gets in an accident, no surprises there.

Needless to say, she's bleeding, which brilliant Mr. Black points out. Bella apologizes. And then Jacob says...'You're apologizing for bleeding?' And Bella actually looks like she's starting to get how ridiculous that sounds.

I feel a spark of hope at this point. Suddenly, I think to myself, 'Is this it? Are we at last going to acknowledge that Bella is in an abusive, restricted relationship where she has to apologize even when she gets HURT? Are we finally going to let the fangirls in on the idea that maybe, just maybe, this whole romance with Edward thing isn't as perfect as they truly think, and that this Indian werewolf might be the last grip on humanity versus sexuality?'

And then Jacob takes his shirt off. And everybody in the audience forgets what happened before that.

These are the fans of Twilight. These are their standards. If aliens ever wish to study our ways, these clips alone are proof that young girls will abandon all reason for a popular person's bare chest.

And incase you were wondering, the second clip they showed was Robert Pattinson taking his shirt off. I don't think I need to tell you how that went over.

By the way...this is probably what happened when most of those girls went home ---> [link]