And now, a remixed scene from Pirates of the Caribbean

Deviant Sparrow: What are you doing...? You've obliterated access to the rant!

Sydney Swann (ick...): Yes. The rant's gone.

Deviant Sparrow: Why is the rant gone??

Sydney Swann: ONE; because it's an out-dated, embarrassing excuse for the defense of the prejudice beliefs I held as a whiny 15-year-old with a livejournal account. TWO; in light of being older and much more tolerant of yaoi, in spite of its disgusting misogynism and glorification of rape and physical/psychological abuse, I am frankly sick of all the comments I've gotten from people who want to provide their OWN rants about what a creep I am and confusing me for a male Republican Christian! Do you think there is even the slightest chance that I'm looking forward to facing the next wave of misdirected tirades against me over a picture I drew in TWO HOURS when I was still in high school??

Deviant Sparrow: ...but why is the rant gone?

I certainly hope this reenactment clarifies any questions, and I apologize for not posting it sooner. With that said, here are some emoticons.


"This is Madness!!"

"Madness...? THIS! IS! YAOI!!"

Face it babe, this is you, and you know it.

The art on the walls belongs to ~nekki and ~Kagaya. If either of you wish me to remove this piece, please contact me immediately.

To see a follow-up, featuring your's truly, go here; [link]

3/17:
I found something today that makes an even better point about how out of control Yaoi has gotten than my rant ever will. Read the third letter on this page: [link]