Sydney's New Haircut

I believe it was that one guy from the Abridged Series who said, 'Yes, but my hair gives me the power to defy gravity'. Or something to that effect.

No, honestly, I like my new do. My hair is a total sponge, and just imagine having to dry and straighten and occasionally dye that much hair every day. It's a nightmare. I think I dropped two pounds the moment the lady in the salon hacked it off.

Although I'll admit, I went in hoping for a bob cut like Rose McGowan in, 'The Doom Generation'. I wasn't really expecting something this...pouffy. But me and my hair are alike that way; we couldn't be straight if we tried.

And yes, the letters...that's a major fail on my part that I had no intention of fixing. Deal with it.