Because my dead characters need to have teeth pulled AND bleed. That makes perfect sense.
Well...I'm assuming at this point in the aftermath of Claire getting her wisdom teeth pulled, she should be able to safely laugh without experiencing searing pain. Although the rest of you may experience a completely different kind of pain after reading this. Especially my beloved friends and family members, who prefer not to think of how filthy my mind really is.
Seriously boys and girls, this has always been one of my favorite slapstick gags; where an innocent bystander hears some weird stuff coming from the other side of a door that isn't quite what they had in mind. But not being satisfied with the punchline alone, I decided to take it up a notch.
Deepest apologies to Lacrymosa and Paradox; I love to torment them. It builds character.
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Tabi wa michizure, yo wa nasake- A journey is made better with companions, the world is made better with sympathy.
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SoMeTiMeS mY lIFe fEeLs SuRrEaL.
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-You dare call me mortal!
-Hairless monkey, God puke, choose which ever you like. n_n
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Don't click here! [link] Just don't [link] I SAID DON'T! [link]
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"no, you have to do it like; 'I am, Dramatic pause, The CREEPER!'"
"did you just say 'Dramatic Pause?"
"yeah, why?"
-Fenrir_angerboda and Ryder
Omg.
I lawled.
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私はかわいいです
My character got build-ed.
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Pepperidge Farm remembers: EVERYTHING.
...wants to marry a princess.
0-0 YOU CALLED MY NUMBER!! -Scream-
The Other Mother Stares into our souls. 0-0
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IN MY UNDERPANTS!
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Avvie by the wonderful mintcakes!
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