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Idiot's Guide to Vampire Ficsby ~BlackSylph

Cartoons & Comics / Digital Media / Cartoons / Drawings

In the immortal words of Randy Meeks; 'There's a formula to it!'

I haven't drawn these two in months. It's nice to have my classic angst duo back in action.

So this comic was, surprisingly, not inspired by vampire fanfiction, but by a certain overrated book called Twilight. Teenage girls LOVE it; the back of the book is crawling with reviews that call it one of the best books of the decade. And me? I think it's one of the worst things I've ever read, and these people would know why if they could only see that the exact same thing is all over Fanfiction.net. So I started drawing this, and realized that I had another chance to make fun of yaoi in the process. So I dressed Yuka in drag and the fun ensued. Took three days, but I'm sure it was worth it.

Check out my cameo in the fifth panel as The Female Classmate Who Was Rejected One Too Many Times.

UPDATE:
This comic now has a follow-up; [link]

~PhysicistEarthPony May 8, 2013 New member

I think of vampires acting a lot more monsterous.

~owlwing110 Oct 4, 2012

This is how I view Twilight

-Undeveloped
-Stupid
- THE -censored- IS WITH THE SPARKLES?!
- …No fangs? DOOD! That's practically half of what makes a vampire a vampire!!!!
-So the hottest guy in school just HAPPENS to be a suicidal idiot, and Bella just HAPPENS to be the ONE PERSON who catches his eye, and they bith just HAPPEN to fall in love.
-Annnd, look. A werewolf. Now two supernatural hotties are chasing after the same girl
-Oh, but that's not enough! The vampire also hates his very existence!
-He drinks animal blood, too. Again, isn't the whole POINT of a vampire being that they DRINK HUMAN BLOOD?!

I'll stop here. Cause I'm sure everyone else here agrees. xD Great job with this, made me laugh.

~Akariinazuma Sep 26, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

In a nutshell, yes.

~SonAmShadLOVER Aug 25, 2012

LMMFAO GENIUS!!!!! XD

~darkessbralwer Jul 12, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

Vampires:
Don't sparkle.
Act like a fag.
and they don't bitch like a little girl.

~XTheOptimistX Jun 14, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

I couldn't agree more with you. Especially the part about Twilght.

~marielyn-chan Jun 4, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

I just skipped 3,4,6

~YoshiKyubi Apr 5, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

How to write Vampire fanfiction:
Rule #1: Vampires DO NOT SPARKLE
Rule #2: Do NOT break rule #1
Rule #3: Write whatever you like apart from what´s stated in #1 and #2