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Idiot's Guide to Vampire Fics by BlackSylph Idiot's Guide to Vampire Fics by BlackSylph
In the immortal words of Randy Meeks; 'There's a formula to it!'

I haven't drawn these two in months. It's nice to have my classic angst duo back in action.

So this comic was, surprisingly, not inspired by vampire fanfiction, but by a certain overrated book called Twilight. Teenage girls LOVE it; the back of the book is crawling with reviews that call it one of the best books of the decade. And me? I think it's one of the worst things I've ever read, and these people would know why if they could only see that the exact same thing is all over Fanfiction.net. So I started drawing this, and realized that I had another chance to make fun of yaoi in the process. So I dressed Yuka in drag and the fun ensued. Took three days, but I'm sure it was worth it.

Check out my cameo in the fifth panel as The Female Classmate Who Was Rejected One Too Many Times.

UPDATE:
This comic now has a follow-up; [link]
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:iconwriterofthesky55:
WriterOfTheSky55 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
HOW DARE THEY DEFACE EVANESCENCE!!!
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:iconanimist:
Animist Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014
The only good thing about Twilight is the Anti-Twilight comics. This was funny. Love the last panel.

For crying out loud Bunnicula makes a better vampire. ¬_¬ Actually... compared to Twilight.... that book series is a master piece.
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:iconmidoriaoki:
MidoriAoki Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
This.Is.Awesome!
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:iconphysicistearthpony:
PhysicistEarthPony Featured By Owner May 8, 2013
I think of vampires acting a lot more monsterous.
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:iconowlwing110:
owlwing110 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2012
This is how I view Twilight

-Undeveloped
-Stupid
- THE -censored- IS WITH THE SPARKLES?!
- …No fangs? DOOD! That's practically half of what makes a vampire a vampire!!!!
-So the hottest guy in school just HAPPENS to be a suicidal idiot, and Bella just HAPPENS to be the ONE PERSON who catches his eye, and they bith just HAPPEN to fall in love.
-Annnd, look. A werewolf. Now two supernatural hotties are chasing after the same girl
-Oh, but that's not enough! The vampire also hates his very existence!
-He drinks animal blood, too. Again, isn't the whole POINT of a vampire being that they DRINK HUMAN BLOOD?!

I'll stop here. Cause I'm sure everyone else here agrees. xD Great job with this, made me laugh.
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:iconakariinazuma:
Akariinazuma Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
In a nutshell, yes. :iconotlplz:
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:iconsonamshadlover:
SonAmShadLOVER Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012
LMMFAO GENIUS!!!!! XD
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:icondarkessbralwer:
darkessbralwer Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Vampires:
Don't sparkle.
Act like a fag.
and they don't bitch like a little girl.
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:iconthequeenofdespair:
TheQueenOfDespair Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I couldn't agree more with you. Especially the part about Twilght.
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:iconmarielyn-chan:
marielyn-chan Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2012  Student General Artist
I just skipped 3,4,6
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:iconyoshikyubi:
YoshiKyubi Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
How to write Vampire fanfiction:
Rule #1: Vampires DO NOT SPARKLE
Rule #2: Do NOT break rule #1
Rule #3: Write whatever you like apart from what´s stated in #1 and #2


=D
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:icondewani90:
Dewani90 Featured By Owner May 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
sounds legit to me
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:iconyoshikyubi:
YoshiKyubi Featured By Owner May 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
=)
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:iconartnote:
ArtNote Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
0-0 that's true. so true.
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:iconmad-and-mirthful:
mad-and-mirthful Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I was actually listening to Evanescence when I read the last panel! XDDDDDD
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:iconari-wello101:
Ari-wello101 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2011
omi gosh its been awhile since i last saw this. i saw this 3 years ago and i just love it. GREAT JOB!!! KEEP IT UP!!!
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:iconsakurakotir:
SakuraKotir Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2011
lmfao...this also reminds me of all the twilight knockoffs in bookstores
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:iconbonecrackerqueen:
BoneCrackerQueen Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Epic ! xD *lamao*
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:iconcalucifer13:
Calucifer13 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2011
"And some lyrics by Evanescence..." LOL... so true!!!
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:iconoh-the-insanity:
oh-the-insanity Featured By Owner May 30, 2011
So true :XD: Evanescence is a kick-ass band, but their lyrics are used by most yaoi lovers :D
Gotta love vampire fics.
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:iconlord0slayer:
Lord0Slayer Featured By Owner May 3, 2011
Wait, wait. You say that this comic wasn't inspired by vampire fanfiction, then you go ahead and say that it was inspired by Twilight. I don't understand, are you saying that there's a difference?
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:iconlord0slayer:
Lord0Slayer Featured By Owner May 6, 2011
lol
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:iconblacksylph:
BlackSylph Featured By Owner May 4, 2011
Touché.
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:iconwriter-colorer:
Writer-Colorer Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Twilight?
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:iconlady-tarantella:
Lady-Tarantella Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2011  Student
I'm actually glad that Twilight exists solely for the ability to make fun of it. It has provided me with hours of amusement.
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:icontheflotinghead:
theflotinghead Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2011   General Artist
that's funny!
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:iconempe13:
empe13 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2011
so true ^^
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:iconmadjxd:
madjxd Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2011   Artist
the 2nd, 3rd and 4th picture remaind me of bella and edward
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:iconlittleblueninja:
littleblueninja Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol its perect!
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:iconaprildawson:
AprilDawson Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah after the damn movie, I'm over vampires. I've moved on from Twilight and realize that I just liked it because of the high school drama I never experienced. Whatever. I started hating on Twilight since everyone started liking. This combo says it all
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:iconblackenshirecreation:
blackenshirecreation Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2011  Student General Artist
lol even though I do love old fashioned vampire love I dislike twilight and most new stuff so this is perfect!
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:iconembodimentofsin20:
EmbodimentOfSin20 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2010
I laughed so hard at this! XD
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:iconthe-silver-ninja:
The-Silver-Ninja Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
This just made my day.
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:icon3dgluvr4life:
3dgluvr4life Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2010
You're right. Twilight is overrated. (Note: I'm a teenage girl, unless I somehow got this biology thing all screwed up.) I appreciate anyone willing to put their time into showing the flaws of this series or some of the vamp fanfictions out there. Thank you! Also, I like your characters. :D

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Merry Christmas! :santa:
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:iconbldyscarlet:
BldyScarlet Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Ha! And I was listening that Evanescence song when I read this (made it even funnier)
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:iconsorryfire:
sorryfire Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
I hate twilight too and I'm a teenage girl! Twilight is an insult againts good litterature!
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:iconsorryfire:
sorryfire Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
XD
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:icondragonandbaconlover:
dragonandbaconlover Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2010
BWHAHAHAHHAHAHH funny!
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:iconsisthra:
Sisthra Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2010
"...and a thousand Yaoi-loving Hearts are broken to some random lyrics by Evanescence"
Looooooooooool x°D
This is to funny xD
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:iconsamielyabadon:
samielYabadon Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
"magnifico " i love it =)
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:iconasukisannmei:
AsukiSanNMei Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I love it! It's so true too!! XD
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:iconzoulkill:
zoulkill Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2010
lol xD :+fav: <3
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:iconlardente:
lArdente Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2010
Perfect.
I love it.
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:icongreed-kun:
Greed-kun Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
I'm listening to Evanescence right now! XD It's too over used on emo shit when the band is clearly NOT fucking emo!
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:iconkirosaur:
kirosaur Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2010
I think SMeyer wrote the book about Bella and Edward, forgot to add "action", put it in, and forgot to add an actual pot.
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:icontabitab:
tabitab Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2010  Student General Artist
Wow.Nice,though twilight thoroughly sux.Itd be better w yaoi though of course still have no originality past gay sparkle fairies who drink deer blood.(if thats even so) but great comic ....!
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:icongertrudeyan:
GertrudeYan Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2010
Amazing))
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:iconcainethedevil:
CainetheDevil Featured By Owner May 30, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Hmm reminds me vaguely of Twilight w/out the sex.
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:icontrincessblack:
trincessblack Featured By Owner May 21, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
sweet
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:iconmystitrinqua:
MystiTrinqua Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Last panel is win =3 *is evanescence nerd*
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