It was all going so swimmingly; I was standing in the kitchen, watching the news and giving the Black Power salute to Barack Obama as he walked the grounds of the White House, when all of the sudden...
Thousands and thousands of teenage girls beating each other up to get into a San Francisco mall to see Robert Pattinson in the Hot Topic.
There are a couple of things wrong with this picture that I'd like to point out.
1. It got on the news 2. Robert Pattinson is not hot; in my opinion, he kind of looks like a rodent. And he's not that good an actor either; so considering that his character is completely repulsive, that doesn't help his case. 3. Twilight fucking sucks 4. My gothic, rock-music loaded sanctuary of Tim Burton and Johnny Depp merch has been defiled by this craptacular series and its braindead cult 5. There is now a crowd shot of every girl in San Francisco who likes that book, once again proving that the world is insane.
Hence this sort-of-sequel to the infamous Idiot's Guide, featuring the return of the Angst Duo, back for vengeance. God, Ravvon sounds like my mother...
Twilight is so over rated. Meyer's writing style is a disgrace and I'm SICK of all the damn fangirls obsessing. They never talk about anything else but Twilight.
You've made my day. Seriously. I don't know what all the fuss about Twilight is. *ducks rabid fangirls* It wasn't that great of a book...I don't even wanna read the next three... And I agree. Actor? Butt-ugly. :disbelief.
Carry on Sylph! XD You're awesome!
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"Nothing worth achieving is easy. Blood, sweat, and tears are the sustenance of dreams." - Roux
The sad thing is I love Twilight (positively hate the guy playing the main character) but this made me laugh my ass off. Because it would so work. Have a fantabulous day, thanks so much for making me laugh today^^
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The wind rustles the leaves in the overgrown trees
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[link] <<<<Make your genetics your b*tch
Mind If I borrow you Henchmen? XD
i dunno, never read it, vampire stories are kind of... meh now a days. all the vamps have to be "hot" and its kinda boring.
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"did you see the moon walking bear?"
C O M M I S S I O N M E ? [link]
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"To see a world in a grain of sand
and a heaven in a wild flower,
hold infinity in the palm of your hand,
and eternity in an hour."
~William Blake
"I think I like you like this... Lets me molest you at my leisure." (Don't ask)
You've made my day. Seriously. I don't know what all the fuss about Twilight is. *ducks rabid fangirls* It wasn't that great of a book...I don't even wanna read the next three... And I agree. Actor? Butt-ugly. :disbelief.
Carry on Sylph! XD You're awesome!
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"Nothing worth achieving is easy. Blood, sweat, and tears are the sustenance of dreams." - Roux
Herald of *Aengels-Eyrie
"I am the bloodstained hurricane known as Death.."
Icon of Roux by ~brocken-jr
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"I object to being used as psychopath bait!" Martin, Questionable Content
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8D Dirty minded.
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